How the fuck do you edit these things once you have posted em?

I meant to say my arse isn't made for sitting....


Ah well, It's not like anyone gives two flying hoots!

Go drink Rubicon Mango mmm mmm mmmmmmmmmm

Went to the flicks today! I hate the cinema as a past time, i always find it more like a chore. My arse is made for sitting still for that long. Well, not without a joint at least. The film wasn't too bad (28 Weeks Later in case you wondered), but it still bored me to tears. Once again pizza was had for tea. I swear one of these days i'm gonna turn into a fucking pizza!

A record label may be the next venture. I have spoke to someone i would like to get involved but if that doesn't come to fruition i may take the leap on my own. Who knows right now.

Scientologists are a bit fucked don't ya think? what is it exactly that they believe in? Something to do with aliens i think which you have to admit is a bit twisted. I was surprised to learn that the mouthy chick from King Of Queens is part of the mad bastard cult! I hope Doug Heffernan isn't cos i love that guy...

I really should be writing some reviews but once again i am overtaken by a serious case of i cant be fucked! I should seek medical help for my condition cos it's getting serious now.

Go listen to Banner Pilot, The Gaslight Anthem and Challenger

Go watch Life On Mars and The Book Group

Go away.

Insecticide

Can't really be bothered this evening. Trying to muster the energy to run a bath but all i seem to get is a serious case of 'i can't be fucked'. Not that much has happened today other than my butchering of some shrubbery in a vain attempt to gain green fingers and single handedly create an outside space for me and Lu to enjoy the upcoming summer evening's in relative calm. I did about half hour's worth of snipping then called it a day, makes me feel really glum does gardening! I don't do well with dirt, dirt or worms.

Was awake at 5am though! Was rudely awoken by an arguing couple and the immortal line that i will probably never forget; " your not sorry, now get on your bike and fuck off ". She sounded like she meant it.

Wrote myself a little melody on the guitar. I'll get there someday. Its quite hard learning of the interweb

Bought some weed (surprise surprise). Its quite heavy but smoke's nice. It's put me in the mood for hip hop so i'm bouncing my head to racial and sexist slurs. Nice.

Got Lasagne on my clean jeans!

Watched Wife Swap(!)

Listening to: Method Man + Redman - 'Blackout'

Shit! Someone run us a bath....